Monday, December 30, 2013

Pics, Trips and Sequined Slips

Have you scoped out my spangly new icon photo?

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It's by the exceptionally talented Jerry Schlagheck and I'd be remiss if I didn't demand you peruse his work. Do it!

I thought the glittery getup would be quite apropos as we approach New Year's Eve, because, as you know, I always wear sequins to ring in the new year.

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I'm so subtle.

This New Year's Eve, in addition to wearing something saturated in sparkles, I will also be preparing for an epic road trip! On Jan. 1, Quincy and I will hit the road for several weeks, touring North America's southernmost states. We've planned stops in Florida, Louisiana, Texas and Arizona, but we're not really locked into anything terribly definite.

Anything we shouldn't miss while on the road? Let me know.

See you in the new year!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Cast a Thrift

As you may or may not have noticed, I adore thrift shopping.

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This is my delirious giraffe face upon finding this sweet mini at Goodwill

I can occupy hours scouring mounds of castoff clothing, floating from flimsy '90s party dresses to homemade a-line shifts in meditative bliss. I very seldom have dreams that involve sexy exploits but I regularly visit thrift shops while somnolent, and I always remember the fantastic deals I snagged while asleep.

I understand that my adoration for unwanted apparel borders on a mania that few comprehend, let alone feel the need to emulate. But thrift shopping is awesome.

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Racks of gold!

If you're looking to dip a toe into the endless Valhalla that are America's secondhand stores, I give you:

The Three Commandments of Thrift Shopping


I've said before that I am loathe dole out advice like some style sage because really, I'm no more learned than anybody else with a credit card and internet connection. But thrift shopping is one arena in which I would dare to elevate myself to expert status.

When I roll into my local Goodwill (I have a favorite that will remain unspecified... Of course!), there are a few key ideas I keep in mind.

1. Cultivate your vision. 


This is the most important advice I could offer. I really tried but I could not come up with a less-cheesy sounding bullet point.

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This shirt and skirt represent two of my all-time favorite secondhand finds.

Some people go to the thrift store to find reasonable prices on current clothes. More power to 'em. High fives, you go get your deals.

That, however, is not why I peruse charity shops. I buy secondhand because I revel in the weird wonders to be discovered the the unmapped depths of U.S. consumerism. It's very cool that you got that Loft blouse for $2.50, but it doesn't make my heart sing like stumbling upon a '70s chambray top hand-embroidered with buffalo. I love the concept of carefully curating a closet full of absolutely unique pieces that couldn't be bought by anyone else for any price, but that I found for less than a fin each.

But that's me. The key is to know your own style, have an idea of your sartorial needs but keep an open mind when deciding what to buy.

I implore you to approach clothes in a somewhat unfettered fashion: Using only your gut, pick up what attracts you, whether it be a paisley mom jacket or a pair of acid-washed overalls. After you decide whether or not something speaks to your soul (I know you've had garments whisper sweet nothings to your psyche!), then you can utilize that same practical checklist you bust out whenever you're shopping: Does it fit? Is it in good shape? Do I have other pieces with which to wear it?

"It's like Kirsten Dunst showed up to help us paint."
These are my favorite overalls and they were secondhand. Also pictured: my favorite coozie.

Instead of stumbling into a traditional retail store that has scientifically-calibrated clothes that will make you look like you care about current trends, thrift shops offer up the spectrum of garment styles, for better and for worse. There's no socially acceptable safety net when secondhand shopping, offering you the chance to truly explore your own style outside the confines of trends and the tyranny of good taste.

Be bold!

But seriously, bison are my thing.

2. Expect anything.


While I do have long-term thrift goals that I aspire to find when I ply the racks at St. Vincent de Paul, I try not to have specific items in mind when thrifting.

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Spotted at Goodwill. I didn't even know this was a brand.

Yes, it would be a glorious day in my life if I ever found black leather trousers that fit me perfectly chilling in the back of my local secondhand shop, and I would probably experience an ecstasy akin to a religious awakening. However, if I expect to discover these mythical pants right off the bat, I'll probably be disappointed and possibly blinded to the other awesome offerings crowding the store.

It's rad to have a general idea of what you're looking to find, but a strict shopping list is as useless in a thrift store as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Occasionally, I'll want to dress up like a Disney mouse and will find myself in need of very specific pieces. In that case, I either start perusing secondhand stores a month in advance or prepare myself to pay higher prices for items eyed on Etsy.

3. Show some love but know your limits.


Sometimes, the dress of your dreams needs only slight repair and a little cleaning to be beautiful. Sometimes, however, the sun has faded the fun out of those knit sleeves and no amount of Tide can turn it back.

This is what you do in the gas stations in #Texas.
This pink dress was in pretty rough shape when I found it, but some simple repairs keep it infinitely wearable.

Thrift pieces occasionally need work. While not especially adept at the art of garment construction, I've taught myself basic skills such as letting out a hem and mending seams. I'd recommend brushing up on minor alterations and clothes care because a little lovin can go a long way.

In the same vein, search out a reputable cobbler and alterations guru to handle larger problems. I once found a pair of beat-to-hell Miu Miu pumps at a Goodwill in Ohio and for less than $5, the awesome folks at Hanlin Shoe Repair made them good as new.

However, recognize what you're not willing to undertake and stand by it. I will use saddle soap to revive foxy leather skirts but I will not, under any circumstances, tackle stained suede.

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My famed and much-adored Miu Miu pumps from Goodwill

What do you think? Do you have any other guidelines you thrift by? I'd love to hear 'em!

Friday, December 27, 2013

All Work, No Playpen

I stopped by one of Northern Kentucky's classiest establishments to take photos today...

Playpen

I've never actually been inside here... Maybe that's for the best?

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round plastic sunglasses - Forever 21, I think
wooden disc necklace - vintage, thrift
lime green '90s cotton dress - thrift via Goodwill
knee-high brown leather heeled boots - Frye

Monday, December 23, 2013

2013 in Revue

Happy Christmas Adam, y'all!

Christmas Adam is the day before Christmas Eve because, as I'm told, Adam came before Eve.

I named this dinosaur Rory.

In grand Haltermon family tradition, Christmas Adam is the day that my parents and sister and I all hang out together and undertake a low-key, minimal-stress adventure. In the midst of the holiday insanity monsoon, Christmas Adam is a tiny island of familial love and peace.

So, in the spirit of love and peace, here's my gift to you: a mix CD of all of the songs I fell in love with in 2013!

2013 in Revue

Click here to download 2013 in Revue. Then, peruse the booklet art I made here. It's guaranteed to knock the socks off of your year.

And merry merry to you and yours, whatever you do or do not celebrate.

Here's to more cheer in the coming year!

Sunday, December 22, 2013

The Children Know

The Christmas movie I made with Josh Flowers is finished!



Watch this video to see:
- The dirt on the Easter Bunny
- Why one girl's dad almost made the naughty list
- THE WORLD'S CUTEST BABIES. Holy moly!

Learn more about our fun day of accosting families in my previous post right'cher.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Christmas Couplets and Video Preview

'Twas some weeks before Christmas, when down at the Levee,
I met Josh Flowers and Fred Daniell, excited and ready.
The camera was prepped by Josh Flowers with care
In hopes that some interviews would be taped there.

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Fred and Josh

The children were wandering to the Holiday Depot
To speak to St. Nick and see the model train show.
And Fred manning camera and Josh with the mic
Had just framed the shot to get Santa's best side.

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ladies rocking aprons

When out from the Legos there appeared two infants
With whom I discussed their Christmas presents.
Away from the trains, Josh spoke to two brothers,
A feisty young girl, and several others.

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Babies in glasses! Holy moly. Do you guys hear something ticking? Maybe like a biological clock?

Those kids - how they giggled! Their dimples - how merry!
Their interviews were fun, despite our seeming scary.
A handshake from me and a high-five from Fred
Soon gave them to know they had nothing to dread.

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Me, Fred, Josh Flowers

Josh spoke to young men on the habits of elves.
Parents laughed when they heard it, in spite of themselves!
We met so many families and had so much fun,
We can't wait to share the video, once it is done.

Having a crappy day? I have the Santa-dote! #santa #christmasCheck out that respectful hover-hand. He is the consummate gentleman, that Santa Claus.

When we wrapped for the day, we thanked Santa Claus
And the Levee's Christy, who fielded our calls.
And to Pawsat Pro Photo, and each kid cute and bright,
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!

Monday, December 2, 2013

It Makes Snow Sense

Last week, it snow a bit here in Cincinnati.

And like a dope, I took pictures in it without my coat.

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You'd be surprised how often fashion blogging involved doing stupid things.

Or maybe you wouldn't.

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morse cold

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zip cold

pink and blue head band - I got it some years ago.
vintage '80s blue and white striped boxy top - Yard sale! It was 25 cents!
tan skinny pants - Free People
scuffed brown cowboy boots and blue scarf - thrift