Crime and Cosmetics

Friday, I snuck on to the property of a church very near where I meet my Avon lady for lunch.

Yes, I meet my Avon lady (hi, Lisa!) for lunch every Friday and last Friday, I trespassed on consecrated earth before doing so.

Sin and lipstick: Just another Friday.


Eyeshadow and evil


Highlighter to hell


Unrighteous accessories


Law-breaking booties



black and white striped boatneck top - Croft & Barrow
gold and silver coin and Virgin Mary necklaces - thrift
light-wash high-waisted '90s denim miniskirt - Jeanjer via Goodwill
brown sweater tights - They're really freakin' old. I don't recall
western ankle boots - Franco Sarto via Goodwill