My Aunt Murielene seemed to think that this outfit was too weird. Was it the basesball socks over the ripped jeans? Maybe the vintage halter over the long-sleeved top? Perhaps the cowboy boots? It was just another day at the closet for me...
Things of Thrift: the halter top, baseball socks, and cowboy boots
Dear Pointy Shoes,
I know that I have a rich history of mocking your absurd proportions and impractical application but today, I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Don't allow the past decade of belittlement hinder our bright, sharp future.
Yours in podiatric discomfort,
These were my mother's earrings and they might just be that rare piece of perfect jewelry.
Things of Thrift: that big, orange slip