Any references to ZZ Top songs are purely coincidental.
Professor Plum. In the elementary school. With fun little kid drawings.
My coworker called me "Legs" today. It was awkward.
I think that everything I'm wearing today, with the exception of the shoes, was garnered from my clothes swap party in January. I didn't even do that on purpose, I was just reaching for something plum-colored. The shoes are by Imagine ... I got them at TJ Maxx. I have no idea where I got that creepy facial expression.