Just like the innumerable masses of pale ladies that came before me, I've gone to Florida and purchased a wide-brim hat.
This impressive number was plucked from the racks of a small town thrift store for $2. Two adorable old ladies told me that it was "beautiful" and "elegant." I never argue with the profuse flattery of strangers.
Though, between you and me, I think this topper was intended to be a wall hanging and not, you know, an actual hat.
But damn the man! Power to the elderly ladies!
hat - thrift
earrings - vintage/yard sale
embellished cuff thermal top - Free People
shorts - thrift
ring - vintage via Chic Collectibles
sandals - BC Footwear
Edit - Just so's you know: the lipstick is Revlon ColorStay Ultimate Suede in 075 Cruise Collection and I LOVE IT.